Coffe Stain Studios

I lick the Face of Danger

Exciting Features

  • •Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • •FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • •PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • •Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • •More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • •Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Get it for $4.99

Meet the Crew

Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair,
there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats).

Valentino Salami

Valentino Salami is one badass ostrich, chicken, or what the hell that animal is. He gets in and out of trouble fast, and once cops have their eyes on him he lifts off and flies away. The most dangerous thief is the one that can never be caught.

Dolph Spaghetti

Dolph is at home in the sea, but he doesn’t let that keep him from kicking ass on land as well. Little more is known about Dolph, but it’s clear that he is the sharpest goat in the team, so perhaps keeping his background secret is smarter than you think.

Don Pastrami

From his humble beginnings in ringfights, this enforcer climbed quickly through the ranks. Having excellent practical experience from headbutting people’s heads in, this badass is someone you definitely want on your team when things go south.

Humphrey Ciabatta

If you’d want to describe Humphrey in one word, it would be resilient. This guy has been through everything, so too much heat or too little water doesn’t distract him. He can also shoot a pretty mean stream of water from his hump right through his mouth if you make him angry.


Goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting
with the, which is just a fancy name for a to-do list.

Heisters go Goating

Use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money
at Mahatma Gambling and the Indian casino
just like in that Al Cappuccino movie

Bind People

They always use cable ties in cool movies, so now you can do it too. Throw them at people and watch them be useless.

Car Jacking

Because if you’re going to jack something, it better be a car. Now you can steal any car you like in Goat Simulator and run people over. Cars are basically really big goats made of metal.

Space Cars

We saw that movie where they race cars made out of garbage in the desert, so now you can do it too.

Hard Earned Swag

There are many hidden items in Goat Simulator, and this expansion is no different. Here’s just a small sample of all the things you’ll be able to Gear up your Goat™ with.

The Mask The Canon A Burger Car

Unlock Mutators

Crazy new abilities for your goats.

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